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Post by Arc on Aug 18, 2006 22:33:43 GMT -5
Yeah...I thought since we all have so many stories we need a thread! (...Iuean...XD...pencil under desk...that was slick...)
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Post by gamedude on Aug 19, 2006 1:20:32 GMT -5
I don't have a story (maybe not yet ;D) but still ; girl's : you can't live with or without them  |
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Post by yogurtfresh on Aug 19, 2006 9:41:25 GMT -5
 thanks. i have another but i'm gonna wait until i tell it.
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Post by Xenos Infinity on Aug 19, 2006 9:44:50 GMT -5
don't ask me for anything, I haven't had much experience in that area of life.
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Post by Ithious on Aug 19, 2006 10:57:19 GMT -5
lol you guys are still a lil young to deal with girls. once you hit your mid to late teens youll start to develope it more. and yes Sylux you will have some nice experiences  |
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Post by Xenos Infinity on Aug 19, 2006 11:08:51 GMT -5
^*is angered by that as he's 14*
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Post by Ithious on Aug 19, 2006 13:49:50 GMT -5
o gosh! some days i wish i was 14 again. life was easy and simple then. i started my first job when i was 15. now my life is so busy with work, college, and partying. its great but it moves so fast and now everyone is leaving for college. so i guess my point is enjoy your time in middle school and party it up in highschool and look forward to college cuz its the best part of your life.
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Post by DragonKnight001 on Aug 19, 2006 23:40:16 GMT -5
Bah, I greatly dislike girls as friends, they are annoying and no fun, non stop crying etc. In relationships its a bit better though |
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Post by Forsaken on Aug 20, 2006 16:25:20 GMT -5
A thread so that everyone can share the experiences that they have had with girls...
I wish I would have thought of it first. Oh well.
Seeing as no one has really told any stories and Ithious is patronizing the H-double hockey sticks out of ya, ;D I guess I'll get the ball rolling.
I once dated a girl that was so fat, that she sat next to everybody!
BOO-YA.
No wait... wrong thread, hang on...
Ok yeah let's try that again:
A certain girl had walked up to me in the middle of the library and asked me if I wanted to go out to the movies the following saturday.
She was... um... not very... aaah...
Ok she was ugly all right?
However I didn't want to make her a laughing-stock for however short a time by saying no to her.
So as to not hurt her feeling I was sure to say that I didn't think It's be a good idea because I was gonna graduate soon and it would go nowhere.
She then smiled at me, leaned over, and whispered in my ear something that I won't reiterate, and then BIT DOWN ON MY LEFT LOBE, stormed out of the room, and slammed the door.
So yeah if you've ever seen a person that hasn't gone to anger management and SHOULD. Drag them to the Psychs office, so we can avert another painful "incident" like this.
There, now someone else tell one.
'Cause I am sure as hell not gonna be the only one making an arse out of myself.
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Post by Arc on Aug 20, 2006 22:15:42 GMT -5
...oh...my...sweet, sweet monkeys... She's a phyco!!! Uhhh...yeah...I got nothin' off the top of my head...
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Post by yogurtfresh on Aug 21, 2006 7:03:37 GMT -5
heres one that i had
it did not happen long ago about three weeks..
i was feeling great! i managed to get my girlfreind to have coffie with me in the most expensive cafe (me buying) on a snowy winter day. now snowy in worcestershire is not common, its a cold place but it almost never snows.
the mood was absolutly perfect, and i knew she loved it. only for this flirty girl to come and sit next to me and start talking to me, just as i was about to give my girlfreind her birthday present. andway this girl was not ugly or anything she was alright but i was just not intrested and my girlfreind got so fed up she justsaid 'i have to go and went out of the shop and this girl said somthing unsuitable for young ears that made me go out and follow her. i caught up with her and gave her the package containing her present (i'm not gonna tell you what it is purely because you'll mock me for it for the rest of my life). i knew she loved that sort of stuff so thats why i gotit for her. then we went down to a diferent cafe.
now i check my wardrope for that girl everynight just in case *shivers*.
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Post by Drago Goldenwing on Aug 21, 2006 13:56:54 GMT -5
I had the perfect girl. Physical and mental perfection, at least in my mind anyway. My idea of physical beauty is skewed from that of most people. Lasted a year, every single second of it was perfect.
Then she found somebody else, told me she couldn't 'do this anymore' and never spoke to me again, except to make me feel like !@#$ for telling her the full extent of what she'd done to me. :\ Now I realize she's a royal !@#$ and I'm glad she broke it off before it could get trully serious. I wouldn't want someone like her around me.
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Post by Denarrow on Aug 21, 2006 18:54:12 GMT -5
On topic:Ive had trouble with girls,although im only like,ten.Well this girl.Shes really,really,really,really,really(Ok,you get the point)ugly.And she smells.And...well....Someone told me she liked me.I was just like"WHAT?!THATS JUST A PIECE OF **********!"And of course I really didnt curse that much,but whatever.Im the school clown and stuff.Outcclassing class clowns.And my career is to help girls KEEP AWAY from me,and its fun.But assuming the girls are just supposed to thing im a psychofreakopath,she thought I was funny.Here is where the story gets interesting(as if it wasnt before).Another girl that I sort of like.She thinks im funny.But we are just friends.People will sometimes say"Oh,wheres your girlfriend?"Well,then I will just we are only friends.Ok,well.Then SOMEBODY(dumb kid)says that around Ms.uglyface,and she has totally given up on herself.I was just like,"Aw,crap.But wait,theres more!She gave up for about,5 seconds.And before she walked away I just HAD to say,"i dont have a girlfriend."Now she thinks"My chances have increased by three billion"And im just like crap.Since it is summer now,and she doesnt know where I live.I have about a weeks amount of peace.More news as events happen.
Off topic:Most girls at my school like a kid named Trevor,major growthspurt.People find out hes not too bright,they stop liking him.But before he was ever at my school,we had boyVSgirl wars since kindergarden.And well,its over.Not cuz it was won by someone,but because it got too violent and teachers noticed.Well,the war is still there,just not in action!Watch out,I have been collecting pinecones and covering them with sap all summer!Dont worry,I have gloves.
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Post by yogurtfresh on Aug 22, 2006 4:36:37 GMT -5
Off topic:Most girls at my school like a kid named Trevor,major growthspurt.People find out hes not too bright,they stop liking him.But before he was ever at my school,we had boyVSgirl wars since kindergarden.And well,its over.Not cuz it was won by someone,but because it got too violent and teachers noticed.Well,the war is still there,just not in action!Watch out,I have been collecting pinecones and covering them with sap all summer!Dont worry,I have gloves. most kids at my school like a kid named trevor? theres a girl called trevor? not to imressed about the pinecone bit. i'm guessing your not really in your teens yet. |
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Post by Denarrow on Aug 22, 2006 7:49:23 GMT -5
Trevor is a boy,I just mentioned him for no important reason.I have my closet full of them.Its at least 1000 pinecones.So those girls better watch out!
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WTF?
thanks. i have another but i'm gonna wait until i tell it.
Humpy returns!
