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Post by yogurtfresh on Aug 22, 2006 9:27:06 GMT -5
oh wow! what an interesting life! i collect thousands of pinecones cover them with sap and throw them at girls because theres a war going on!
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Post by Denarrow on Aug 22, 2006 12:43:24 GMT -5
YAY!It is pretty interesting.I knew a kid who brought a squirtgun to school and it was filled with melted ice and stuff.He shot it at a girl and she started to,well...uh...cry.She deserved it.She killed birds.She gave birds worms with weedkiller on them.She is just sick.MY story still has no progress.Anybody mind commenting on it?
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Post by Forsaken on Aug 22, 2006 19:07:02 GMT -5
Melted ice is water.
Just so ya know...
Wait a sec though, you said you were ten right? and your already dating?
Sweet Jeebus times have really changed in only a few years.
Used to be a while ago that if ten year old's were kissing the parents would call each other nasty nasty names.
I started em' at about fourteen.
Perhaps I was a late bloomer?
*He stops halfway through making a joke about aged wine*
Story's pretty funny but THIS IS WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR PEOPLE!!
Lot's of story's so that we can share em' and laugh, or.... something.
Whatever it is you people with real feelings do.
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Post by Arc on Aug 22, 2006 19:49:48 GMT -5
I have feelings? Hmmm...this is news to me... But I don't really have any stories because honestly in my school there really aren't any dateable girls... there either so full of themselves they won't even give you the time of day, too smart to try to talk to, or just palin and simply nuts...I do kinda like one girl but she's a bit on the odd side... My perfect girl is nice looking, clean and healthy, not invovled with herself, like gaming and music, averagly smart, kind, and like to just hang out. How about you guys?
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Post by Denarrow on Aug 22, 2006 20:55:56 GMT -5
Ok...Im not dating.Its just allllll the girls at my school already think they should have boyfriends.Wow...I didnt know I have feeling.Does that mean I have a soul?Oh,wait.There was a red guy with horns in my dreams who said I was his son.Maybe hes a rock star!I think his name was Sanat or something.
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Post by yogurtfresh on Aug 24, 2006 5:45:49 GMT -5
oh eah. thats what i'm looking for out of ou. every girl thinks they need a boyfreind. no matter what age. its so true. my sister is 9 years old and since she was 7 she has had a new boyfreind every month. usually they're 2 years above her age and there total jerks. isnt it strange that girls only go for the jerks, i mean it happens in movies and real life.
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Post by gamedude on Aug 24, 2006 10:06:27 GMT -5
yeah love and stuff can get pretty messy when you don't know what to do like me.(this isn't really a story you guys are asking for but meh)There was this girl I liked.But she ignored me most of the time so as one of the tips in one of the threads here said "if she doesn't give you ANY attention she doesn't like you" so there was still hope.But I'm always kinda like chicken.I didn't say anything cuz I just thought she wasn't my type.(I would only like go for it if everything was perfect).She was just one of those girls who like Destiny's Child n' stuff.That stuff creeps me out.I'm like more the between Linkin Park and Sum 41.You know punk-rock etc. .So I think it wouldn't work out anyway.
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Post by yogurtfresh on Aug 24, 2006 11:54:33 GMT -5
yeah. i dont like either of that stuff. i'm not a punk rock or whatever, i'm more of an 80's pop/rock.. so this stuff both girls and boyes like. i mean who doesent like gary numan. i also gave my girlfreind different class by pulp for christmas.
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Post by Forsaken on Aug 24, 2006 19:01:27 GMT -5
"The perfect one."
- 5-6 to 5-11.
- Smart as she is beautiful.
- Old fashioned (I'm a big believer in the protective side that a man should have)
- This is the big one: she has to be real.
So as to say, not an air-head or a moron, and realistic, but focused.
Stupid list cuts out like 90% of the population.
&*^@# my standards! *&(@^# them to (&*^@# hell!!!
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Post by Denarrow on Aug 25, 2006 19:56:42 GMT -5
All I have to say to you Forsaken is...Word.No,seriously.Actually,I have no idea what so ever you mean.I dont have a girlfriend because I dont think I need one right now.But,all the girls think they need boyfriends.And...well...I got popular in my school(mostly with boys)The plan was to keep girls away from me.And it worked for quite a while(kindergarden to 2 grade)But,the plan has faled.Im doomed to a lifetime of girls chasing me.And...like...um..*Throws smokebomb*See ya later!
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Post by yogurtfresh on Aug 26, 2006 11:46:39 GMT -5
you may want to change 'throws smockbomb' to 'throws pinecone' haha!!!
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Post by Denarrow on Aug 26, 2006 17:17:30 GMT -5
Mmm,ok then.*Throws smoke pinecone)Yes I have made those.You cover the parts of the pinecone with small smokebombs.(also availible in cherrybomb and nuke)
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Post by yogurtfresh on Aug 27, 2006 5:51:49 GMT -5
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_- that is a chain of people who do nopt really care for pinecones. i'd perfer it to actually telling us about the more posative side of girl stories.
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Post by Denarrow on Aug 27, 2006 13:15:57 GMT -5
Oh.I dont really know any positive gir..oh wait.There is one.This girl I know.her name is Kara.She is really nice.A grade over me though.She actually likes VIDEOGAMES!This is a awesome thing.Totally!She likes violent games too!AWESOME!!!!She likes me as a friend.But Im not so sure thats true.The mystery shall be solved soon!
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Post by yogurtfresh on Aug 27, 2006 14:10:22 GMT -5
oh? i know alot of girls like that. alot meaning 3.
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