Post by Black Seraphim Zero on Nov 1, 2007 20:05:00 GMT -5
This was a homework assignment...
Welcome to Majestic Mechs! At this store, we provide fine-quality and state-of-the-art robots ahead of their time! Please consider all of our models before buying one, because each one is better and more advanced than the next!
This is our trademark model, the MM-001 Basic Unit. It helps around the house with random chores and has an information database so wide that it covers aardvarks to Zimbabwe! Look at that sleek humanoid shape. Isn't it marvelous? This model was based on some of the designs from Honda, but otherwise, it's completely original. It comes in five majestic colours: Cobalt blue, Arctic white, Electrum, Platinum, or pure silver! It's even better! You can choose and buy various custom parts to the mech, like heavy-duty drills and laser saws for rough work, or plugs and outlets for electric devices. The MM-001 comes complete with a random assortment of 12 custom parts. The MM-001 is self-sustaining and does not need its battery changed or its power cells charged, by means of a hydrogen fuel cell used in tandem with an electric motor. The MM-001 comes with a lifetime warranty. We’re so sure it won't break down that we'll refund you double the price if your mech goes boom. As long as you're the original owner, we'll give your money back double, when you present your proof of purchase and I.D.
Next, we have the HW-LS002 Homework Unit! If your son or daughter is struggling with their homework, this robot will help them get the job done in time and to the best of their ability. This unit has an extremely wide database, even wider than that of the MM-001 and has every book ever published and MORE in its huge 100-terabyte brain. It has four arms with which to manipulate school tools and can use the huge globe on its head to produce virtual lessons and field trips to the most exotic places! Unlike the MM-001, its parts are fully installed and can switch between them. The HW-LS002 has an anti-gravitational device installed in its bottom that lets it float for heights up to 1KM!
This model comes in either glossy white or full black tint. You can set parental controls to prevent your child from cheating on virtual tests or making the mech do all the homework.
Finally, our latest released and available model as of now is the POL-153 Police/Defense unit. We promise that our line of amazing robots will continue, as we are a starting company, only two weeks old! But please, read on.
This mech is completely for defense purposes. This mech has two large arms for holding heavy weapons and two small arms for light weapons. The mech's legs are suited for extreme running, for up to 400 KM/H! The arms each hold some sort of weapon (It comes with a random variety) and the one you saw in the flyer had four guns. We will not give you any duplicates of weapons, though you may want some. In that case, we will be glad to switch any weapons you don't want (As long as you're the original owner and you have the Proof of Purchase). This mech has a whopping 700GB of memory! Anyone you want terminated is stored in this unrelenting mech’s memory. This mech has never been known to miss! Yes, this mech has a self-sustaining power source just like the others! This mech is a bit pricey, but you'll be glad you bought one because these mechs are the pinnacle of technology! Our CEO and founder of Majestic Mechs, Polonik Dingron, is the absolute avatar of carefulness! Every mech we make goes under his intent supervision. We can guarantee that the POL-153 unit will be your pride and joy if you buy it! Its laser targeting system can see even the stealthiest of opponents.
We hope that you’re considering a Majestic Mech today! Remember, these great robots aren't just for you; they can be for the whole family! Kids and seniors get a 50% discount when purchasing from any Majestic Mech store. But remember: These robots can be for anything!
Copyright Majestic Mechs 2007. All Rights Reserved. Majestic Mechs, the Majestic Mech logo and Majestic Mech names are all copyright of Majestic Mechs and Polonik Dingron. Patent Pending.
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Welcome to Majestic Mechs! At this store, we provide fine-quality and state-of-the-art robots ahead of their time! Please consider all of our models before buying one, because each one is better and more advanced than the next!
This is our trademark model, the MM-001 Basic Unit. It helps around the house with random chores and has an information database so wide that it covers aardvarks to Zimbabwe! Look at that sleek humanoid shape. Isn't it marvelous? This model was based on some of the designs from Honda, but otherwise, it's completely original. It comes in five majestic colours: Cobalt blue, Arctic white, Electrum, Platinum, or pure silver! It's even better! You can choose and buy various custom parts to the mech, like heavy-duty drills and laser saws for rough work, or plugs and outlets for electric devices. The MM-001 comes complete with a random assortment of 12 custom parts. The MM-001 is self-sustaining and does not need its battery changed or its power cells charged, by means of a hydrogen fuel cell used in tandem with an electric motor. The MM-001 comes with a lifetime warranty. We’re so sure it won't break down that we'll refund you double the price if your mech goes boom. As long as you're the original owner, we'll give your money back double, when you present your proof of purchase and I.D.
Next, we have the HW-LS002 Homework Unit! If your son or daughter is struggling with their homework, this robot will help them get the job done in time and to the best of their ability. This unit has an extremely wide database, even wider than that of the MM-001 and has every book ever published and MORE in its huge 100-terabyte brain. It has four arms with which to manipulate school tools and can use the huge globe on its head to produce virtual lessons and field trips to the most exotic places! Unlike the MM-001, its parts are fully installed and can switch between them. The HW-LS002 has an anti-gravitational device installed in its bottom that lets it float for heights up to 1KM!
This model comes in either glossy white or full black tint. You can set parental controls to prevent your child from cheating on virtual tests or making the mech do all the homework.
Finally, our latest released and available model as of now is the POL-153 Police/Defense unit. We promise that our line of amazing robots will continue, as we are a starting company, only two weeks old! But please, read on.
This mech is completely for defense purposes. This mech has two large arms for holding heavy weapons and two small arms for light weapons. The mech's legs are suited for extreme running, for up to 400 KM/H! The arms each hold some sort of weapon (It comes with a random variety) and the one you saw in the flyer had four guns. We will not give you any duplicates of weapons, though you may want some. In that case, we will be glad to switch any weapons you don't want (As long as you're the original owner and you have the Proof of Purchase). This mech has a whopping 700GB of memory! Anyone you want terminated is stored in this unrelenting mech’s memory. This mech has never been known to miss! Yes, this mech has a self-sustaining power source just like the others! This mech is a bit pricey, but you'll be glad you bought one because these mechs are the pinnacle of technology! Our CEO and founder of Majestic Mechs, Polonik Dingron, is the absolute avatar of carefulness! Every mech we make goes under his intent supervision. We can guarantee that the POL-153 unit will be your pride and joy if you buy it! Its laser targeting system can see even the stealthiest of opponents.
We hope that you’re considering a Majestic Mech today! Remember, these great robots aren't just for you; they can be for the whole family! Kids and seniors get a 50% discount when purchasing from any Majestic Mech store. But remember: These robots can be for anything!
Copyright Majestic Mechs 2007. All Rights Reserved. Majestic Mechs, the Majestic Mech logo and Majestic Mech names are all copyright of Majestic Mechs and Polonik Dingron. Patent Pending.
