party talk

[yogurtfresh]

basically this is were you post things that are regularly said at a party but you have to put what it actually means next to it.
example, here are a few.

Hi! come in!- who are you?

booze is in the kitchen- there is a cubboard of empty bottles in the kitcheen

punch- a bowl of flat lemonade

sounds- a microscopic casset tape recorder that doesn't work.

anyone fancy dancing?- for christs sake , stop fighting everybody, the police are on their way!

'whoops-a-daisy'- all right who threw the record player out the window?

it's going great isn't it?- do you need an ambulance

i've cleaned it up and think it's okey.- there is a huge pile of red wine sick on your stereo/duvet/dog

coffee anyone?- i want you all to leave this very instant! it's been the wost party of my life and i'm on the brink of actually killing someone!

your turn.

[Berethor]

"Haha dude, that was soooo funny! Oh myyyy goood!!"

Translation: I'm so drunk that I can't feel my legs.

[Faye]

See ya- get the $%^# out of my way!

It's spin the bottle time-I wanna kiss sum1!


I want bears!-I want beer*drunken*

[Ravin]

*to stranger*Hello, how're you?- You look hawt! Let's make out.

I have to go, sorry- This party sucks, you all suck.

Game's over- Put the gun down!

[yogurtfresh]

aww not again- oh dear... oooooh dear.

hey what band is this? you record players of fire

looks like the gangs all here- i only invited 13 people

wow this placed is really ocking now aint it- i only came here to find out about my lost cat.

weres the tikila- i need BOOZE!!!

[malibu]

wussup baby what you doin? -- whats da chance of me gettn wit u 2nite?

where da alcohol at? -- where da alcohol at? lmao

[Berethor]

"Duuuude...it was like 2 bright suns coming at me, and then it just...stopped. Wooooah...."

Translation: I was walking in the middle of a busy intersection when I almost got hit by a car. That's how wasted I was.

[Faye]

Whatcha say about my mama? -- Wanna fight, b***h?

[malibu]

hah.. how long till da bottlez get here? --- this s**t is boring

sup wit da females --- Are there any girls at this event?
lmfao

[firextreme]

Sorry do i know you --- f**k off

[yogurtfresh]

hey can i get you a drink?- THE RACE MUST CONTINUE!!!

[Xenos Infinity]

where's the chickencow wings? - I play too much DF and I'm drunk ^_^

[yogurtfresh]

I s this the bathroom - sorry i did not realise he was still alive.