Wish Corruption # 5!!!

[Xenos Infinity]

you get an anti-LOL.
I wish for no.

[Faye]

You get....er....yes?

I wish for a decent Wind magic weapoN!!!

[Xenos Infinity]

you get an overcharged Mistral Ravager.

I wish for kaboom.

[Faye]

It happens on your head.

I wish for a 10 meters long sash.

[Xenos Infinity]

you get it and continually fall over it.

I wish for Alpha.

[[MF]]

OMEGA FOR YOU LOL!!1!

I WISH FOR CAEK

[Faye]

You get a cake, with a bomb inside.

I wish for a 10 meters long sash to tie myself up.

[Xenos Infinity]

*uses Omega to tie it so tightly you asphyxiate. woo, long word.*

I wish for Omega.

[Ravin]

You get negative-Omega, whatever you need it to do will do the exact opposite.

I wish I could cook something other than microwaved burritos

[Xenos Infinity]

negative Omega=Alpha.
therefore...
*casts Omega and Alpha at the same time and asplodes the world*

you can, but there is a permanent powercut wherever you go to try and cook it.

I wish for the world to come back again.

[Ravin]

The world comes back again, but you're the only one on it, as well as the only living thing on it, and there's no water, just dirt and you, so you die of lack of oxygen.

I wish that Spore would come out as soon as I upgrade my pc

[Faye]

It gets declined for 3 years

I wish for a s**t load of STFU's.

[Ravin]

Your internet crashes, preventing the STFU's from reaching your computer.
I wish I had a half wish, and I wish for two time travelling monkey companions, who can talk

[Faye]

The monkeys get expensive and knocks down everything in their path and costing you all your life-time savings to pay back. You get a half wish, but for being a half, it doesn't work.

[Xenos Infinity]

hehehe. I already died once, it'll take more than lack of oxygen to do it again. there's no wish to corrupt, so...

I wish for Hein.