Wish Corruption # 5!!!

[Xenos Infinity]

you get the World's Funniest Joke and laugh to death. woo Monty Python references!
I wish for the Eureka weapons.


actually, I already have all but one of them >_>

on second thoughts, I wish for the Elder Staff.

[Faye]

You get...a Youngling's staff....

I wish for a nodachi.

[Xenos Infinity]

the genie doesn't know WTF that is, so you get a large collection of ninja-associated weapons.

I wish for the Cloud of Darkness.
(final boss of FF3 and one of the few non-unlockables I haven't fought yet)

[Faye]

You get angel cloud.

Nodachi is like a short katana.

I wish for a long Masamune like Sephiroth's.

[Xenos Infinity]

you get it but, like everyone except him, are unable to wield it properly.

I wish for the Lionheart gunblade.

[Black Seraphim Zero]

You get a bayonette-equipped rifle.

I wish for the Armageddon.

[Xenos Infinity]

you get the end of the world and promptly die.
I wish for my next chapter to be up.
*puts next Allandria chapter up*

[Black Seraphim Zero]

You get my last chapter to be up.

I wish for cheese.

[[MF]]

You get caek. : D

I wiah for fish.

[Dunit]

you get king crab

I wish for shadowrun for the 360

[[MF]]

Mmm, crab!
Anyway, you get brightwalk, which doesn't even exist.

I wish for a wish.

[Xenos Infinity]

you get a hsiw, which is like an anti-wish. it hits one of the other wishes and BLAM! no more you. unfortunately.

I wish for Celestius' next chapter to be up so my next Corios chapter can go up.

[Black Seraphim Zero]

I died. D:

I wish for a Cerberus BuCue Hound.

[[MF]]

You get frozen.

I wish for a LO-*BANG*

[Faye]

*sigh* again......

I wish for a.....uh......erm........er.....er..........LOL!