Post by darkforest on Sept 30, 2004 21:44:19 GMT -5
EDIT: YAY! I can say for 100% that I have all the Guardian Dragon sayings! GDJ stuff is still missing, but hopefully you guys can help me out on that!
OK, so I'm probably missing a few... Definately lacking on GDJ sayings, but hey! I've got a good collection, so I figuered I would post here, see if you guys know any more, then update it for amusment, or other, odder, reasons. You guys probably are familliar with most, but might as well make one big collection! So without furthur ado... My list of Guardian Dragon Sayings!!!
Guardian Dragon Sayings
-Another summon Master? Very well, but quickly. I've got a date with Serlissa.
- If not for me, do you know how many favors death would have?
- I breathe Element X thanks to a steady diet of Power Puff Girls.
- Geez, again? Havent you Guardians ever heard of spells?
- Gotta make this fast, got a Trobble in the oven!
-Hmph... another monster already? As you command Master.
-Hrmph... This opponent is too easy for you Master! Allow me.
- I came here to kick arse and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum!
-I scratch your back, you scratch mine. No, seriously, there's a spot right between my shoulders that really itches!
- <Insert witty stolen catchphrase here>.
- Prepare thyself for oblivion... nothing can resist my attack!
- I wish I could pay $12 and wave a small stick around and summon you whenever I wanted!
- Master, this foe is unworthy... allow me to vanquish it!
- I refuse to attack one more time, Dragon Union item 40,000 specificaly forbids... Oh what the heck!
- You summon the Dragon, but in Russia, the dragon summons you!
- You summond me Master? Ah... feel my wrath foul fiend!
- Foul creature... prepare thyself for the wrath of the Guaridan Dragon!
- Look, You call me, I hit it. Do you need a witty punch-line every time?
- Mmmmmm... This will make a toasty snack! *Roars*
- My appologies for being late master, the server was lagging up again.
- Do you guys always have to summon me when I am using the rest room?!
- As you commmand, Master, I shall unleash my power upon thye enemy!
- You summoned me for... a <insert name of monster here> !?
(Say you're fighting a Mud golem, it would say: You summoned me for... a Mud Golem!?)
- Burninate!!!!!!! (Do not sue us please)
- Don't blame me, the idiots in the chat room wrote my lines!
-Kame..........
hame.............................
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
-Sorry I'm late: I was e-mailing Artix about reducing my summon rate.
Some Guardian Dragon Junior sayings (Missing quite a few)
- Taste Luke warm Justice!
- Let's keep this between you and me... getting dad!
- If I had hands, I'd dragon punch you!
- Wooooooooohoooooooooooooo!
- Stand back and watch me do my super special attack!
- Whooops... No one saw me do it, you can't prove anything!
-Did you see that! Did you see that!
-Hissatsu....................waza!
- Booooooooooooyaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- Oops, I better get dad
(Or something like that)
- Oooh, ooh, oooh, I want to help!
-Shhhh.... My dad doesn't know I'm out here!
- I am so dead if my Father finds out about this.
OK, so I'm probably missing a few... Definately lacking on GDJ sayings, but hey! I've got a good collection, so I figuered I would post here, see if you guys know any more, then update it for amusment, or other, odder, reasons. You guys probably are familliar with most, but might as well make one big collection! So without furthur ado... My list of Guardian Dragon Sayings!!!
Guardian Dragon Sayings
-Another summon Master? Very well, but quickly. I've got a date with Serlissa.
- If not for me, do you know how many favors death would have?
- I breathe Element X thanks to a steady diet of Power Puff Girls.
- Geez, again? Havent you Guardians ever heard of spells?
- Gotta make this fast, got a Trobble in the oven!
-Hmph... another monster already? As you command Master.
-Hrmph... This opponent is too easy for you Master! Allow me.
- I came here to kick arse and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum!
-I scratch your back, you scratch mine. No, seriously, there's a spot right between my shoulders that really itches!
- <Insert witty stolen catchphrase here>.
- Prepare thyself for oblivion... nothing can resist my attack!
- I wish I could pay $12 and wave a small stick around and summon you whenever I wanted!
- Master, this foe is unworthy... allow me to vanquish it!
- I refuse to attack one more time, Dragon Union item 40,000 specificaly forbids... Oh what the heck!
- You summon the Dragon, but in Russia, the dragon summons you!
- You summond me Master? Ah... feel my wrath foul fiend!
- Foul creature... prepare thyself for the wrath of the Guaridan Dragon!
- Look, You call me, I hit it. Do you need a witty punch-line every time?
- Mmmmmm... This will make a toasty snack! *Roars*
- My appologies for being late master, the server was lagging up again.
- Do you guys always have to summon me when I am using the rest room?!
- As you commmand, Master, I shall unleash my power upon thye enemy!
- You summoned me for... a <insert name of monster here> !?
(Say you're fighting a Mud golem, it would say: You summoned me for... a Mud Golem!?)
- Burninate!!!!!!! (Do not sue us please)
- Don't blame me, the idiots in the chat room wrote my lines!
-Kame..........
hame.............................
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
-Sorry I'm late: I was e-mailing Artix about reducing my summon rate.
Some Guardian Dragon Junior sayings (Missing quite a few)
- Taste Luke warm Justice!
- Let's keep this between you and me... getting dad!
- If I had hands, I'd dragon punch you!
- Wooooooooohoooooooooooooo!
- Stand back and watch me do my super special attack!
- Whooops... No one saw me do it, you can't prove anything!
-Did you see that! Did you see that!
-Hissatsu....................waza!
- Booooooooooooyaaaaaaaaaaaaa
- Oops, I better get dad
(Or something like that)
- Oooh, ooh, oooh, I want to help!
-Shhhh.... My dad doesn't know I'm out here!
- I am so dead if my Father finds out about this.
