NEW BURB war and...!

[Berethor]

This war is so pointless...

I used to hate running into groups of BURPs in RA...now they're easy.

And the Guardian Arena Challenge was too easy. The monsters look cool...but they need to make it quite a bit tougher.

[Micah]

Well guys guess what....the war is over 99%(basically) wonder what the reward will be?
IT IS OVER the rewards are whiptail lvl 85 & magical cheese wedge both are wind the wedge does 4-10 and cost 10k i dont know what that is about!? and the tail cost 12.6k BURP fang ice 6-23 lvl 65 and then lower level versions of each weapon The boss has 2k health gives 1300 gold and 1900 exp

[Berethor]

I need a bit more info. How about you list it like this:

UBER BURP STICK OF PWNAGE - Level 1000 - Melee - 100-400 damage

etc...

*The above example is not a real weapon, so no "wot iz tat wepon" posts. Thanks.*

[Drago Goldenwing]

Aye aye aye.

The Pied Burper was way too hard. I had ONE HP LEFT when the fight was over. Literally ONE HP. I have 175 End!

And the rewards SUCK. They seriously SUCK. Like an F-5 tornado they doth SUCK.

Compared to the difficulty of beating the Pied Burper to aquire these weapons, the suckiness grows exponentially so that the sheer amount of SUCK present in such a small space is forced to collapse in on itself like a nuetron star in order to continue obeying physical laws!

[Micah]

burp fang: light, 2-10
whiptail:lvl 25, dark, 3-16
magical cheese wedge: lvl 35, 800 gold, 3-6
burpfang: is ice, lvl 65, 4500 gold, 5.23
whiptail: wind, 12600 gold, lvl 85, 6-26
Thanks to Lucian the lycan leader for this info!

drago said:

Aye aye aye.

The Pied Burper was way too hard. I had ONE HP LEFT when the fight was over. Literally ONE HP. I have 175 End!

And the rewards SUCK. They seriously SUCK. Like an F-5 tornado they doth SUCK.

Compared to the difficulty of beating the Pied Burper to aquire these weapons, the suckiness grows exponentially so that the sheer amount of SUCK present in such a small space is forced to collapse in on itself like a nuetron star in order to continue obeying physical laws!

Dude that is hilarious!!! and true too!

[[MF]]

I agree Drago, I had about 170 left *ouch* but he IS level 140...and yes, sucky doesn't describe the rewards, more like 'Stick them up your a** then get them out through liposuction' suckiness. Then it collapses and sucks in the surrounding scenery...

BAM.

[Xenos Infinity]

I can't win. and I'm using Riiiptide as my only form of attack.
I'll take the Guardian Angel this time. maybe I should use potions BEFORE I die instead of making my clone force-feed them to my corpse?

[[MF]]

^That would help. Incidentally, I killed it in what seems to be the most well done win so far with an OC and-good old DPC. Take that, BA.

[Luneth]

Dude that thing is hard...I need mroe potions..

[Drago Goldenwing]

I only used regular attacks off Reign Plate. Cure Wounds once, no potions.

[Faye]

i did this:
_guardian angel
_big clone
_nmp, nms, bad axe
_Riiiptide
He's hard, but i managed to beat him

[animalking]

Nightmare plate/shield and mother rose staff a few Riiptide and a Fairy God Mother.

[Xenos Infinity]

lost again... I don't need the rewards anyway.

[[MF]]

Obsidian Cloak+UM+DPC+NK

I used 2 potions, NerfKitten (90), no spells and no guest.

[Kayf]

Aww, another lame war, hmm?